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• Q: How old are you? A: I'm not quite comfortable sharing that with strangers on the internet, so get to know me then ask me yourself.
• Q: Why the fuck do you know so much about the McRib?? A: Mind your own fucking business.
• Q: Why did you suddenly decide to learn code and make a website? A: Honestly, got bored and always wanted a retro style website, so here we are.
• Q: How do you stay strong and confident despite everything you've been through? A: Haha, I don't
• Q: Matthew has 5,896 dildos. He uses 3,367 dildos at the same time. How many dildos does Matthew have left? A: 2,529 dildos.